A New Era

Hello again! Sorry it's been so long. I actually can't believe it has been so long since the last post. You all probably think I'm traumatized or something. Well, I'm not. I am very tired though. Life is CRAAZY! I just moved up to Queens, the Brooklyn of the Future I have come to call it due to the impending construction of 6-8 high rise buildings in downtown Brooklyn. I don't know how I feel about that but I guess it is the way of the world.

Speaking about ways of the world, I've been saying it for a week or two, but I think Al Gore is going to be known as President Al Gore in several years. Did you read the Rolling Stone Article? That was what Tippe(r)d it off. He not only has a serious chance, but history is on his side: two presidents in the past have lost the electoral college while winning the popular vote while following up with a presidential win the subsequent year. In this case, Gore would have lost said election, made an Oscar Award winning documentary, and THEN go on to win the hardest game in the history of the world. I'm just ready for someone who gives a motherf*#% about what matters most: the environment. I overheard someone say, "If he runs solely on the global warming thing, that's, like, totally lame . . . like." Ok, so they didn't say all the "likes", but it makes their argument sound way lamer, right? No, but seriously, what better issue to concentrate on than SAVING THE WORLD?!?!?!

-BUT, Ian. Issues such as homelessness, abortion, gross national deficit, and immigration should not be thrown to the wind so easily by you! And you call yourself a . . .

AND that's when the gunshot earmuffs go ON. I watch TV now and while witnessing such learned programs such as The O'Reilly Factor, Scarborough Country, and The Colbert Report, I feel like the next hot show is just going to be this severely left or right political commentator with a bull horn and gunmuffs on all the time. It would be hilarious. He would get people like Anne Coulter, Al Franken and Ed Bagley Jr. all together, let them go at it, and spout his rhetoric whenever he felt prone to it. Beautiful.

This is fun. Writing I mean. I'm going to stop and leave some for next month when I update the blog again. JUST KIDDING! I'll do it sooner than that. Like next week. JUST KIDDING again! Sooner, more regularer. Check back soon!